Sunday, July 14, 2013

Thanks for the date...could you leave me positive feedback??



As if dating was not hard enough with technology these days, we have taken it one step further. Now when you wrap up a date, not only do you have to worry about if you are going to seal the deal with a goodbye kiss and will it be good? Will it give you goosebumps and give you butterflies in your stomach? Will your breath be ok? Will he like it as much as you do? Did you linger too long? Was it awkward afterwards? When will he call? (Yes guys welcome to a split second in the mind of a woman) You now have to worry about the other person going online and RATING you with generic hashtags like #trustfundbaby, #amazingcuddles, #doesdishes, #mama’sboy, #sketchycalllog, #wanderingeye, #can’tbuildikeafurniture, #questionablesearchhistory, #world’sworstmassager, #alwayshappy, #ladiesman, #perfectionsquare, #myfriendsarejealous (these are the ones for the guys) and giving you scores out of 10 for appearance, sense of humor, ambition, manners and commitment. Talk about pressure? Now dating is more like an ebay purchase…what have we come to?!?! Of course you think it is funny when you first hear about this but I downloaded the app lulu for girls just to see what it was all about. I got on the phone with my best friend, Duff and we searched through friends and some of my ex boyfriends. I found my brohas on there. He had TERRIBLE ratings! I called and told him about it and we laughed it off because he knew some of the people that had rated him but what was more disturbing was that over 300 people had looked at his “profile”!! Whatever happened to forming your own damn opinion?!?! Update….after further research I just found out that the lovely people that created this app online did it for girls to search guys. LOL sorry dudes :)

Monday, January 28, 2013

And AWWWAAAYYYYYY we go........

Well hi there guys and gals! For those of you that know me, it is about time I started writing a blog. For those of you who do not, if you are easily offended, this is not the place for you. I will be talking about a WIDE variety of topics and will spare no one that I deem fit to be talked about on my blog. I will also be giving out life advice as I have learned it and as I come across it to both men and women.  I am a southern girl with a sharp tongue who loves to cook, clean under stress, and loves my daily adventures with my dog named Maggie!! I am also single so you will hear funny dating stories from past and present. The point of this blog is strictly for humor: take it or leave it. If you don't think I am funny, you won't hurt my feelings. If you do, great, I hope I made you smile or laugh during the day. It's going to be a great ride so strap yourself in and.......

-L

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

this is a test post

hello. this is a test post.
i love maggie.
and wine.
and this blog.